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zeldathemes

24-year old 3L from Boston, but currently stuck in the Philly suburbs. Call me DT!

SFW blog, containing: Star Wars, SWTOR, Mass Effect, Pacific Rim, horses, food, fashion, hot guys, rants about life and law school, my writing, and whatever I find awesome and/or pretty.

Icon/sidebar art commissioned from tumblr user @maroonrice.

kaiidth:

favorite mass effect relationships » Female Shepard & Wrex friendship

"Shepard, get that second hammer going!"
"There’s a Reaper in my way, Wrex!"
"I know, you get all the fun!"
  #mass effect    #commander shepard    #femshep    #urdnot wrex    #dt's queue  
omgthatdress:

"It Is My Own Invention"
Elizabeth Hawes, 1937
The Metropolitan Museum of Art

omgthatdress:

"It Is My Own Invention"

Elizabeth Hawes, 1937

The Metropolitan Museum of Art

  #fashion    #gorgeous!    #dt's queue  
  #pacific rim    #raleigh becket    #charlie hunnam    #dt's queue  

thefandomtolllbooth:

antoinetriplett:

jolivet:

spaceman-v-spiff:

nescientes:

novacayyn:

carry-on-my-otp:

If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you

l tried really hard not to reblog this

Yeah, it is indeed really hard not to reblog a fucking thing.

Can we all agree that the man in the first gif is the manliest man in the world?

Are we just going to all silently acknowledge that the last guy is clearly dead and that we just saw him die. 

HOLD UP FOR A SECOND

ALL OF THESE GIFS ARE ONE MAN

THE SINGULAR BUSTER KEATON

WHILE FILMING THE GENERAL

HE SNAPPED HIS NECK ON THE RAILROAD TIES AND WENT HOME AND ICED HIS BODY

AND CAME BACK FOR WORK THE NEXT DAY

HE ONCE GOT HIS HIP RIPPED OUT OF ITS SOCKET BY A MALFUNCTIONING ELEVATOR AND WAS DISAPPOINTED WITH HIMSELF FOR BEING INJURED

HE ONCE HAD TO FALL 100 FEET DOWN A WATERFALL INTO A NET

A STUNTMAN TESTED IT AND BROKE BOTH LEGS AND DISLOCATED HIS SHOULDER

BUSTER DID THE STUNT ANYWAY AND LANDED WITHOUT A SCRATCH

IN ‘THE HIGH DIVE’

BUSTER DID A TRICK DIVE THROUGH A CARDBOARD DECK THAT WAS CAMOUFLAGED TO LOOK LIKE THE REAL DECK

ONLY HE COULDN’T TELL FROM 100 FEET UP WHERE THE CARDBOARD STOPPED AND THE REAL DECK STARTED AND THERE WAS ONLY LIKE A THREE FOOT MARGIN FOR ERROR

AND WHEN HE HESITATED A SUDDEN BREEZE LITERALLY KNOCKED HIM OFF THE DIVING BOARD AND HE HAD TO JUMP ANYWAY

AND HE MISSED THE REAL DECK BY LESS THAN A FOOT BUT HE MADE IT

IN THE SECOND GIF HE’S RECREATING SOMETHING THAT THE ACTUAL GENERAL PURSUERS HAD TO DO IN THE CIVIL WAR

IF HE MISSES THAT TIE

THE TRAIN WILL BE DERAILED AND HE WILL DIE IN THE EXPLOSION

IN THE THIRD GIF AN ENTIRE HOUSE IS FALLING HE HAS ONE TAKE AND IF HE HAS NOT DONE THE CALCULATIONS CORRECTLY HE WILL BE CRUSHED

HE HAS AN INCH-WIDE MARGIN ON EACH SIDE

AND THE HOUSE LITERALLY BRUSHES HIS LEFT SHOULDER ON THE WAY DOWN

YOU CAN SEE HIS LEFT ARM JUMP BECAUSE HE’S FLINCHING FROM THE PAIN

THAT LAST GIF

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THAT JUMP

HE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL AND THEY HADNT PLANNED FOR IT

BUT HE SURVIVED

BUSTER KEATON SURVIVED 100% OF THINGS THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED LESSER MEN INCLUDING WWI, TORNADOS, HOUSEFIRES, ALCOHOLISM, BROKEN NETS, CRUSHING DEPRESSION, THE DEPRESSION ITSELF, THE MCCARTHY WITCHHUNTS, THE END OF SILENT CINEMA, AND ABOUT 900 MORE OF THE STUNTS YOU SEE ABOVE

BUSTER LIVED TO BE 70 YEARS OLD

FATHERED LIKE FOUR KIDS AND EIGHT GRANDKIDS

HE CAME OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF ALL THAT

THINKING THAT LIFE WAS GOOD AND PEOPLE WERE WONDERFUL

BUSTER KEATON IS NOT JUST A STUNTMAN

HE IS A GODDAMN SAINT

BUSTER KEATON’S PARENTS WERE PART OF A TRAVELING SHOW.

THEY WERE ACROBATS.

THEY TOOK BABY BUSTER UP HIGH IN THE AIR WITH THEM.

THEY DROPPED HIM.

LUCKILY SOMEONE WHO WAS STANDING UNDER THEM CAUGHT BABY BUSTER.

THAT MAN WAS HARRY HOUDINI. 

HARRY HOUDINI SAVED BUSTER KEATON’S LIFE.

if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit you can get right out.

  #buster keaton    #so damn cool  
  #boston    #home of my heart    #kenmore square    #;_;    #i miss my city    #dt's queue  

hellacamber:

heycourtneymae:

widebooty:

alittlebitridiculous:

sizvideos:

Watch the inspirational video of this quadriplegic who plays and streams Diablo 3

Follow our Tumblr - Like us on Facebook

!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve been watching this guy’s livestreams for a few days now. He’s super positive and really nice to all his viewers, answering everything he can. Also considering his abilities he is really good at Diablo III and WoW. Like the fact that I could have been playing WoW with people like him and getting my ass handed to me by them is part of the reason I appreciate video games as a form of therapy.

"I’m really feeling good about myself!"

This makes me SO happy. Amazing!

Technology.

  #this?    #this is fucking awesome  

Sounds wonderful and I want to eat in her kitchen!

:D She can’t cook everything for everyone herself, but the hiring process for her kitchen staff is downright nasty and the majority of the food served is made according to her recipes.

The baked goods, though? All her. Lailya stress bakes, and Lailya is frequently stressed.

  #steampagan    #dt replies to things  

Want!

I have this great image in my head of Lailya at a huge outdoor bazaar on one of the worlds connected to the Wayroutes under her jurisdiction, dressed in local garb but very obviously foreign for all that she’s currently haggling in the native language without a hint of an accent with a farmer over the price of her spices, while Hollow stands patiently in the background holding all of the small and medium purchases Lailya’s made so far… And the hired teamsters load up all the wagons the Matron brought to haul all of her goods back home.

Lailya runs a very busy inn in her interdimensional Crossroad town, and she’s got six more marketplaces on this world and two others to visit before she’s stocked up to her satisfaction.

  #steampagan    #dt replies to things  

Lots of food porn on my dash + me watching Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown + brainstorming Mistwrought stuff = yeah, I need to write something about Lailya and food or Lailya and acquiring her ingredients for the Imp’s Head’s kitchens.

*steeples fingers and hums thoughtfully*

little-witchh:

happyspookyhalloween:

Poison Toffee Apples for Halloween

Ingredients
2 cups granulated sugar
¾ cups water
½ cup liquid glucose/light corn syrup
few drops black gel food colouring
6 Granny Smith apples (or 12 small apples)



Instructions
Grease a piece of baking paper and place on a tray/baking sheet.
Insert bamboo skewers in all the apples and set aside.
In a medium pot, combine the sugar, water, glucose/corn syrup and food colouring and stir over medium heat until the sugar has dissolved and the mixture feels smooth when you rub it between your fingers.
When the sugar has dissolved, turn the heat up and wash the sides of the pot down with a pastry brush dipped into clean water to prevent crystals from forming.
Allow the caramel to boil until it reaches the hard crack stage (150°c/310°F).
Carefully dip the apples into the hot candy mixture and place on the baking paper to set and cool for approximately an hour before serving.


Totally making these for Halloween

The hell with Halloween, I need to make these now.

little-witchh:

happyspookyhalloween:

Poison Toffee Apples for Halloween

Ingredients
  • 2 cups granulated sugar
  • ¾ cups water
  • ½ cup liquid glucose/light corn syrup
  • few drops black gel food colouring
  • 6 Granny Smith apples (or 12 small apples)
Instructions
  1. Grease a piece of baking paper and place on a tray/baking sheet.
  2. Insert bamboo skewers in all the apples and set aside.
  3. In a medium pot, combine the sugar, water, glucose/corn syrup and food colouring and stir over medium heat until the sugar has dissolved and the mixture feels smooth when you rub it between your fingers.
  4. When the sugar has dissolved, turn the heat up and wash the sides of the pot down with a pastry brush dipped into clean water to prevent crystals from forming.
  5. Allow the caramel to boil until it reaches the hard crack stage (150°c/310°F).
  6. Carefully dip the apples into the hot candy mixture and place on the baking paper to set and cool for approximately an hour before serving.

Totally making these for Halloween

The hell with Halloween, I need to make these now.

  #food    #food porn    #recipes    #i need to channel my inner evil sorceress  
  #stargate sg-1    #*loud screechy noise*    #*grabby hands*    #dt's queue  
  #fashion    #jewelry    #gorgeous    #want!    #get on me    #dt's queue  

robin-chan31:

danthemedicman:

mirabilelectu:

mistlethalia:

But! But but but!

Sam DOES follow, just not right away. Sam lives a long, prosperous, ridiculously happy life in Hobbiton with Rosie, with whom he has many children. He was mayor of Hobbiton SEVEN times until he retired at age 96, oversaw the establishment of the Shire as its own independent land, and was personally given the Star of the Dunedain by King Elessar as a gesture of friendship and love. But when Rosie passed away on Mid-Year’s day, Sam rode out from Bag End on September 22nd for the last time and finally followed Frodo to Valinor as the third and last Ringbearer to do so at the grand old age of 104.

He did exactly as Frodo asked him to. He was whole, and happy, and he enjoyed and did more than he could have ever imagined when he was a humble gardener listening in for tales of the Elves. And when he had lived out his life in peace and absolute happiness he earned his reward and followed Frodo home.

the most bro love ever, excuse me while i police up my manly tears

^^^^^^^^^<3

  #lord of the rings    #samwise gamgee    #i'm going to be in the corner crying if anyone needs me  
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Song: Now That's What I Call Polka!
Artist: "Weird Al" Yankovic
Album: Mandatory Fun
Played: 256,955 times.

peterosehaircut:

Weird Al’s polka medleys are always the bomb, man.

  1. "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus
  2. "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster the People
  3. "Best Song Ever" by One Direction
  4. "Gangnam Style" by Psy
  5. "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen
  6. "Scream & Shout" by will.i.am feat. Britney Spears
  7. "Somebody That I Used To Know" by Gotye feat. Kimbra
  8. "Timber" by Pitbull feat. Kesha
  9. "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO
  10. "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis feat. Wanz
  11. "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk feat. Pharrell
  #music    #weird al yankovic    #dt's queue  

saltymannlicher:

chipsprites:

Pokémon Mysteries - Were Butterfree & Venomoth switched? [x۞ ~  

  #pokemon    #i am simultaneously intrigued and offended    #intrigued because omg yeah it really does look like butterfree and venomoth were switched    #and offended because i've been drinking gamefreak's kool-aid since i was six and seeing the evolutionary lines mixed up is just WRONG    #*twitches*